If I Only Had A Brain
Wizard Of Oz

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I could while away the hours conferrin' with the flowers
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Consultin' with the rain
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And my head I'd be scratchin' while my thoughts were busy hatchin'
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If I only had a brain

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I'd unravel every riddle for any individdle
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In trouble or in pain
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With the thoughts I'd be thinkin' I could be another Lincoln
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If I only had a brain

BRIDGE
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Oh, I ---------   could tell you why 
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The ocean's near the shore
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I could think of things Ive never thunk before.
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And then I'd sit and think some more

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I would not be just a nuffin', my head all full of stuffin'
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My heart all full of pain
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And perhaps Id deserve you and be even worthy erv you
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If I only had a brain
 
HEART

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When a man's an empty kettle He should be on his mettle
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And yet I'm torn apart
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Just because I'm presumin' that I could be kind-a-human
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If I only had heart

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I'd be tender - I'd be gentle and awful sentimental
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Regarding Love and Art
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I'd be friends with the sparrows and the boys who shoot the arrows
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If I only had a heart

BRIDGE
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Picture me - a balcony.
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Above a voice sings low
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Wherefore art thou, Romeo? 
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I hear a beat....How sweet

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Just to register emotion - jealousy - devotion,
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And really feel the part.
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I could stay young and chipper and I'd lock it with a zipper
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If I only had a heart